This is one the lads at Overheard In Dublin would get a buzz from. I was in a nice restaurant in Ranelagh the other night and a young, posh, fairly vacuous couple were at the next table. They were talking about college coursework, jobs and a mutual love of rollercoasters so I wasn’t paying a lot of attention.
Until they were browsing the menu looking for dessert and I heard the girl say:
“Is that…? What’s that they have on the menu? Lee… Lie… Leeches? Is that Leeches?”
It took me a second.
Just in case she ever gets to read here - for future reference: